character - Bob Green

character - Dr. Novotny

character - Chef François

character - Sam Landers

character - Bruce

character - Principal Pescatelli

character - Sheriff Logan

character - Mr. Heber (as Dave Brown)

character - Dr. Bernard

character - Billy Ringel

character - Al Lipinski

character - Himself

character - Jail Guard

character - Cop (as David Brown)

character - Gary Ridgway

character - McCall

character - Carpet Cleaning Man (as Dave Brown)

character - Big Brother D-Rock

character - Lead Cop

character - Joe Pilton

character - Warshofsky

character - Joe Paloffski

character - Joe Paloffski

character - Chip